he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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