Its about making memories worth repressing
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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