Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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