Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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