how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
now i know why i became what i already was.
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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