like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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