super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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