I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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