I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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