Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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