i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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