Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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