Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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