4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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