I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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