Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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