So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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