Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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