Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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