ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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