when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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