question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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