Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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