i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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