I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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