Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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