He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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