I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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