The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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