i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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