trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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