Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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