If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I look better un-naked...
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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