wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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