how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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