North Korea, Best Korea!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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