i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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