so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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