I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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