Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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