She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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