I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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