Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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