now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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