My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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