She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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