kristin has been a bad kristin
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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