Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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