so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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