I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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